No doubt you're too exhausted from heatstroke, booze and a barbecue food coma to watch anything, but since watching fireworks on TV and falling asleep at nine PM are both lame, I'm going to suggest checking out Bridezillas for an hour. First of all, it's practically a patriotic tour through America, showcasing overweight people wanting superfluous things they can't afford, and then screaming in an entitled rage when they can't have them. Second, it's also the only new thing on tonight (unless you count The Real L Word, which I do not), so shining piece of Americana or not, it's what you're gonna have to watch.