But mostly I'm excited, of course. Angelina is back and she's a nutcase, and everyone just seems as drunk and hilarious as they were last season. I don't really think it's going to matter that everyone knows who they are now, but I agree that it's a legitimate concern. Hopefully The Situation and Pauly D will continue to "smoosh" "bombs" and not go all Entourage on us with actually hot ladies dancing around them all the time. Sadly, that would be all my greatest fears realized.

The Situation is in Miami, trick! tonight at 10 PM on MTV. No other programs matter.

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