I'm hoping this fight is a doozy, though it really will be hard to top the surprising and wonderful "prostitution whore" dinner party of last season. I'm also hoping that the showdown doesn't take place 45 minutes into the episode and that no one named Kim shows up (I really can't express how much I dislike both of them), but mostly I'm excited that it means that this season is over and the reunion is imminent. There's not much in this reality TV world I like watching more than the screaming matches and tearfests that are the Housewives reunions. They are just good times.

The madness starts tonight at 10 PM on Bravo, so you'll also be able to get your Bachelor Pad fix... or watch something with a script. Up to you.