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Wednesday, September 8, 2010: <i>America’s Next Top Model</i>

Extend your claws, everyone -- this is the story of 14 really tall girls picked to live in a house who find out what happens when the other girls aren't so polite, and are a lot more "real." It's the least real world possible, in which skinny bitches have to learn the walking, talking and smizing skills that will allow them to become successful in the sexy automaton workforce. It's the 15th cycle of America's Next Top Model!

There's no theme this cycle, unless you count that four of the girls are from Texas, and three are from Arlington specifically. The shortest girl is 5 feet, 8 1/2 inches, and the tallest is six-foot-two; the short girl is also the oldest at 24, but there are a bunch of 18- and 19-year-olds in the house, so expect a lot of girls who don't know how to deal with interpersonal conflict. Andre Leon Talley is back with his kimono, as is Cover Girl cosmetics, but the fashion spread in Seventeen magazine is out and Vogue Italia is in, as the final six will go to Venice. Not that any of that affects the more important matters of how crazy Tyra will act and how many of the girls will get outsmarted by an elevator.

ANTM Cycle 15 airs tonight at 8/7C on the CW.

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