But let's stay positive! For now, the show is still on the air, so let's make the best of it. On tonight's episode, Grayson finally tells Jules about how he used to hook-up with Laurie, and Jules spends the entire episode looking for someone to victimize with her anger. Also, Laurie gets vajazzled, Bobby tries to learn sword-swallowing, and everyone will continue to drink 27 glasses of wine per day while still staying skinny. Seriously, you ever done the caloric math on that? It's kind of disturbing after a while, like thinking about the infinite universe, or the Sally Draper Land O' Lakes lady holding a picture of the Land O' Lakes lady, holding a picture of the Land O' Lakes lady, and so on and so forth. Such is these characters' liquid calories intake. And yet? So skinny, all of them. That input-to-output equation would straight-up make Jillian Michaels' head explode. Crossover?

Cougar Town airs on ABC tonight at 9:30. I know most of you don't believe me, but this show is funny as hell. Give it a shot! Do it for Kim Kelly!

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