I'm sure a quick internet search would tell me who won and how they fared in reviews on the West End, but why spoil the fun? I knew that this show aired over there a while ago and just played ostrich about it while I sat here patiently waiting for the adorable Graham Norton to walk me through the process. And, well, I don't necessarily even care who wins. I mostly watch this show to see the insane over-the-top antics of Sir ALW, to watch John Barrowman be all dreamy and coach these young girls on how to be leading ladies and watch Denise van Outen butt heads with Barrowman. It's good times. Now it's got Cameron Mackintosh and Barry Humphries (Dame Edna!) on the judging panel and my theater-loving cup completely runneth over. It's even worth suffering through the horrible songs from Oliver! to watch it.

This starts on BBC America tonight at 9 PM. There are other things on... but I ask you... do they have Dame Edna, Captain Jack and someone who gets introduced with Phantom of the Opera music? I think not.