I ran down the couples who are on their way to the altar the other day (suffice it to say that Sandra and Joey make Sammi and Ronnie look functional), but hands-down my favorites are Tyler and Alyssa. These crazy kids met at a keg party and are focused on the copious amounts of alcohol that they'll be consuming on their special day.

If you haven't seen this trainwreck, check it out the new episode at 9 PM on VH1. Your other options are Gossip Girl, Lie to Me, Dancing With the Stars and Two and a Half Men/Mike & Molly. But do those people have insanely tan people obsessed with their dogs? Okay, maybe Dancing With the Stars.