Tonight the show is going to make me try and believe that Marti has a thing for gross Dan... which, clearly, not the case at all. I mean, look at that hot guy she just started making out with in public. Why would she like Dan? That's just idiotic and the two of them have zero chemistry together. It's irksome that they are even trying to pretend. Perhaps with better actors I could be convinced, but here, not so much. Also, the show in general needs less of Dan. I can almost tolerate him with Savannah, only because Ashley Tisdale remains the best thing about this hot mess, but with Marti? Nightmare. And there's some story about Alice being bitchy, but really, what else is new.

A new episode airs tonight at 9 PM. You might as well watch, as I'm resigned to at least for the moment, because this show is clearly going to air for a hundred years, One Tree Hill style. And at some point, it might be so bad that it's good... though its not quite there yet. Here's hoping!