But that doesn't mean I'm not happy for Ada and Frado, or that I'm not excited to see who wins the at-home prize. As weird as this show is with people losing a hundred pounds in three months and everything, it really still is just so satisfying at the end. Even if they got screwed out of a proper makeover episode, the Biggest Loser finale is still the most exhilarating makeover episode on television. Eat your Jennie-O turkey, vote for Ada and watch Frado mop the floor with Patrick tonight, everybody. We've only got one more season with Jillian, so you better enjoy it while it lasts.

The Biggest Loser airs on NBC tonight from 9-11 PM, opposite The Good Wife (CBS) and The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo).