Speaking of Sammi, it looks like she's still with Ronnie in these episodes, and that that's still going to be a thing. Yes, I agree: Ugh. But at least this Deena person's bringing her A-game, and I'm pretty sure Situation may have found his one true love. Ahh, young romance that not even the CDC could contain. There should be Shakespeare sonnets about this.

Jersey Shore returns to the airwaves tonight at 10 PM on MTV. Try and make sure you're up to date on all your (tequila) shots before you watch.

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