The mother-daughter duo will likely screech a lot and just generally be horrible. I'm solely basing this on how obnoxious they were together on Celebrity Apprentice. I wouldn't be surprised if Melissa's boyfriend heads for the hills after a week with the two of them. The only way you can get me to watch more than five minutes of this mess is if Annie Duke will be dropping by as part of the welcome wagon.

For those who have a higher threshold for pain than I do, this nightmare starts tonight on WE at 9 PM. And it is re-airing at 11, if you'd rather be doing something important with your life like watching the State of the Union.