I'm a sucker for shows about insanely expensive properties, so of course I like Million Dollar Listing. I just wish they showed more of the animosity between the realtors, so it would be like a guys Real Housewives with a property war kind of spin. I'm not sure when I turned into such a bloodthirsty TV watcher. I guess 100 seasons of Survivor will do that to a person.

I know, it seems like Kate Gosselin had gone away there for awhile. But, as usual, people like her fade into obscurity over E!'s dead body, so here we are, with a brand new primetime E! True Hollywood Story about her. Did you know that Kate's life has not been that happy in recent years? Well, if you didn't, E! is going to clue you in by dragging out every last detail about it tonight.

Can a show be too dreamy? I ask because I'm unable to watch White Collar on a regular basis, mainly because Matthew Bomer is just too damn dashing and his eyes are just too easy to get lost in. Before I know it, it's 2 a.m. and I've missed Conan. So what will happen to America now that Paul Blackthorne is regularly appearing on the show? Will entire segments of the population simply stop going to work? Will there be swooning outbreaks in suburban neighborhoods nationwide? Could Bomer-Blackthorne Syndrome grind our country to a halt?