The Real Housewives of Miami will redefine catty as we know it for the Housewives franchise. Set in the Miami heat, I think we can safely say clothing might be optional for these women. I cannot get over how glama-zon-tastic these women look, though! How much more housewife trashy can they get?

From the promos alone, I am already attached to housewives Adriana and Lea. They are bitchy. They have no sense of censorship. They probably have endorsed Botox a good many times. You have to hand it to them. Adriana has the balls to strut down a fashion show's runway (after the show's over). Lea will say to housewife Marysol's face, upon the announcement of Marysol's engagement, "I did not know he [Marysol's fiancé] needed a green card!" These women have no shame and then the sheer fact that a couple of the Miami housewives argue over whose mom is the bigger bitch? Bring it. I am ready.