So watch! As the daughter of Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (who was "a rat") returns home to Staten Island from her exile (for being related to her father) to engage in hair-pulling with the daughter of Anthony Graziano, the wife of Lee D'avanzo and a woman named Carla, whose husband went to jail for stock fraud and doesn't actually seem to be a part of organized crime (wild card!). It's like if The Real Housewives of New Jersey owned guns and weren't completely full of shit. Fun!

Mob Wives premieres on VH1 tonight at 8 PM opposite The Amazing Race (CBS). And don't worry, Game of Thrones (HBO) isn't on until 9, so you're covered on both, even if you're one of those weirdos without a DVR.