Sadly, Season Four promises to be one you will forget. The housewives play copycat to Sex & the City 2 when they travel to Morocco for some fun times outside of the big city. Promos feature a snake charmer showing off one of his aggressive snakes to the housewives. Will it bite one of them? I mean, I surely will tune in to find out. While the snake bares its fangs, one of the housewives remarks, "Is that venom or semen?" These housewives are really putting their bachelor's degrees to use. Each one of them blends in with the other, except for the Mariska Hartigay wannabe, LuAnn. This topdog's mouth is still yapping away when she critiques Alex for her "Herman Munster" shoes. This new season may be lackluster due to the admitted incompetence of these women: for instance, when Sonja admits during confessionals, "I don't need a guy who has millions. I need a guy who can fuck me and take care of me." So be sure to check out The Real Housewives of New York City for their witty one-liners and their shallow misadventures into wealth.

The Real Housewives of New York airs tonight at 10PM on Bravo opposite a new episode of The Mentalist (CBS).

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