But to be honest, I don't know one person who wouldn't enjoy peeking into the beautiful homes of wealthy celebrities. This show is like Architectural Digest on steroids. And one of the decorators is actually who Karen from Will and Grace was based on. You should tune in just to hear the British decorator with the huge sunglasses say, "Something oooll--ways goes wrong. Oooll--ways." And later, "We're going to need a lot of mah--gah--reet--ahs to get through this." This is an over--used sentiment to excuse crappy summer TV, but it rings true here, and in a good way: this is mindless summer fun. So why not watch?

Million Dollar Decorators airs on Bravo tonight at 10 PM.