In this season of Bachelor Pad, we'll meet lots of rejects from the past installment or two from Bachelor and Bachelorette, along with a couple of "stars" from earlier seasons. The most famous here (to me) are Jake Pavelka; pathetic tattooed Kasey Kahl -- who will guard and protect our hearts from his equally pathetic rival, wrestler Justin Rego; exes Michael Stagliano and Holly Durst; crazypants Brad-lover Michelle Money; and Eric Rose, whom I legitimately like after watching her on the highly underrated VH1 series You're Cut Off.

We'll watch as these swingin' singles compete for $250,000, and maybe, just maybe, try for a second chance to hook up on national TV at love.

The THREE-HOUR Bachelor Pad Season Two premieres tonight at 8 PM on ABC, opposite the third season finale of Basketball Wives on VH1.