Frankly, I would be at least a little bit happy to watch the gang do their thing in Italy, but I just cannot stand Ronnie and Sammi's bullshit. This is kind of a spoiler, but if you've been even mildly keeping up with celebrity gossip, you already know that these two lovebirds will at some point rekindle in Florence and make literally everyone's -- and I do mean everyone's, including their housemates, ours, anyone who would ever have to come into the vaguest amount of contact with them -- lives significantly more worse. I would honestly rather watch nothing but footage of The Situation staring solemnly at his abs while chain smoking. I think I'd enjoy that.

Season Four of Jersey Shore premieres tonight at 10 PM on MTV.