None of the members of the Clue Crew -- The Hub's nickname for the group of "young sleuths" -- are possible culprits here. Instead, the fresh-faced gang will work together to uncover clues and solve the mystery of a vague terrible event that resembles a murder in the promo. Each character, of course, represents one of Clue's iconic characters: rebel Seamus is Mr. Green, brainiac Lucas is Professor Plum, do-gooder Whitney is Ms. White, gossipmonger Agnes is Ms. Peacock, hottie (ha, so much for this being feminist Clue, amiright?) Liz is Ms. Scarlett, and jock Dmitri is Colonel Mustard. How a 16-year-old can be a colonel or a professor is beyond me, though.

Clue premieres tonight at 8 PM on The Hub, opposite the Season 1 finale of Basketball Wives LA on VH1, just in case!

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