It's the 100th Episode Spectacular! In this episode, Sheldon Cooper DIES!

The TV waves have been missing a certain -- oh gosh, what's the term? -- let's just say "X Factor" for the past few months, but tonight promises to bridge the gap with a whole new season of American Idol!

Does this hat make me look bad-ass?

Don't feel like watching one of the many new series premieres tonight? There's good news, assuming you still like the hype surrounded Betty White.

Let's get ready to be disappointed!

It's the end of an era, of sorts. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition celebrates its series finale tonight, though it will eventually be back in some capacity.

Paradise Lost 3 wasn't originally going to have a happy ending. When Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky started work on their third documentary about the case of the West Memphis Three -- a trio of teenagers from West Memphis, Arkansas who were convicted of brutally murdering three young boys in 1993 -- new evidence had come to light that had all but proven the widespread belief that the men sitting in prison were not the ones that had actually committed the crime. Still, up to that point, all of the appeals and requests for new trials that had been filed on behalf of the WM3 had been shot down; although public sentiment was largely in their favor -- indeed, one of the parents of the murdered victims had even come to proclaim their innocence -- it was unclear whether they'd ever be able to walk out of jail as free men.

Tonight is the People's Choice Awards, a.k.a .the only ceremony honoring TV this year that doesn't recognize Breaking Bad in a single category! To sum it up even further, both Glee and Katy Perry have received seven nominations this year, and the contenders for Favorite New TV Drama includes Terra Nova. Then again, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 is nominated in nine categories, so you know what, let's just class this the Glorified Teen Choice Award and move on with our lives.

Our five favorite words of 2012: Dance Moms Season 2 Premiere.

Let's start with the bad news: "A" doesn't have any pictures of his/herself on his/her phone, nor does he/she have the Facebook app and he/she's so good at Angry Birds that he/she has unlocked and beat every single level with 3 stars. That jerk/bitch.