And George, meanwhile, wants to join the local country club, which Noah isn't particularly thrilled about. On a funniness scale, I predict this episode will fall somewhere between "mildly" and "pretty."

The winter premiere of Suburgatory is tonight at 8:30 PM on ABC, after the season debut of The Middle, and followed by the 2012 premieres of Modern Family, Happy Endings and Revenge.

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