I wish I could see Lee Majors in more recurring roles and less guest-starring ones, but I guess a one-time-shot on CSI: NY will have to fill the "Major" hole in my heart for now. [Rimshot]

Remember how unfunny all eight seasons of the Ashton Kutcher series Punk'd were? Well, MTV's hell hath no fury, because the show is back from the dead.

Chalk it up to TV-related Stockholm Syndrome, but Whitney Cummings makes us laugh every now and then. Don't tell anyone, okay?

Oxygen's new reality show makes it really hard to hate Ink Master, but if you're looking for a new competition show, give it a try.

There's a chance that tonight is the series finale of Alcatraz, even though there's still dozens of 63's to find.

You know what was a really long time ago? October 17, 2010.

Dear City of Philadelphia: Kitchen Nightmares is on tonight and coming at you, so if you've ever been to Chiarella's and are easily grossed out, don't watch.

Touch is back and here to stay after been previewed and criticized for your viewing pleasure. This show is taking over the coveted (ahem) Thursday night time slot that The Finder once had, and it's not like there's anything else on during that hour, right? Right?

This show sounds real bad, which probably means I'll watch it religiously from now until the moment it's cancelled.

Southland's Season 4 comes to a close this evening, but is there any possible way anyone in the finale can top last week's golf-ball guy?