Remember that time Shailene Woodley was really good in The Descendants? Yeah, don't expect any of that.

It's that time of year again when Oprah decides the fate of products and businesses in just two hours.

And so a lackluster season already comes to a close.

Oh tailgating, the best excuse for nonstop day-drinking since St. Patrick's Day.

The greatest injustice of the season is upon us.

If enough people watch this show and really pay attention, grocery stores might be in trouble.

Given the almost constant presence of all the teen moms in the tabloids, there shouldn't be any big surprises ahead.

Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of fanatics rushing to their televisions and squealing with glee.

It's time for Gordon Ramsay to fix another gross restaurant, which, after being on TV, will probably never get another customer anyway.

When it's not too busy with bizarre people/situations/families/diseases, TLC sure does love weddings.