Wednesday, January 1, 2014: Dance Moms

by admin January 1, 2014 6:00 am
Wednesday, January 1, 2014: Dance Moms

What better cure for the common hangover than the screeching voice of Abby Lee Miller? Oh, right, just about anything else. But, if you want to keep your New Year's resolution of being a shrill, demanding reality star whose main purpose in life is to scar children, then the Season 4 premiere of Dance Moms will serve as a handy how-to guide.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013: Dance Moms: Holiday Special

by admin December 10, 2013 5:50 am
Tuesday, December 10, 2013: Dance Moms: Holiday Special

Human Grinch Abby makes the holidays hell for her dancers/victims in a special Christmas-themed episode named, of course, "Twas the Fight Before Christmas."

Tuesday, November 26: Dance Moms

by admin November 26, 2013 5:50 am
Tuesday, November 26: Dance Moms

This special episode of Dance Moms is called Dance Moms Cares, though a more apropos title for this special, and the series as a whole, could just as easily be called Dance Mom Scares.

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Tuesday, April 30, 2013: Dance Moms

by admin April 30, 2013 6:00 am
Tuesday, April 30, 2013: Dance Moms

I just found out that in the theme song, it's "living on the dance floor" and not "leave it on the dance floor," so I am feeling kind of bummed right now.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013: Dance Moms

by admin January 1, 2013 6:02 am
Tuesday, January 1, 2013: Dance Moms

Start your new year off... right? With Abby Lee Miller and the titular moms back for a third season. Despite the fun and creative Flashdance homage commercials, we're guessing the actual show will be more of the same nonsense that has kept us watching for the previous two seasons. Abby screaming at small children and mothers. The mothers screaming at each other. And maybe, if we're real lucky, Cathy acting like a total idiot. Oh, and perhaps some dancing thrown in for good measure.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012: Dance Moms

by admin September 11, 2012 6:00 am
Tuesday, September 11, 2012: Dance Moms

When the sounds of cursing mothers, crying children and a gravel-voiced dance instructor fill the air, it's time for Nationals.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012: Dance Moms: Miami

by admin April 3, 2012 6:00 am
Tuesday, April 3, 2012: Dance Moms: Miami

Hey, I've got an idea: Let's take a reality show that's got some potential to be entertaining and stick it in Miami for a season! I'm sure that will make it quite different from all of the other reality shows that have tried the same exact thing (and failed miserably).

Tuesday, January 10, 2012: Dance Moms

by admin January 10, 2012 6:00 am
Tuesday, January 10, 2012: Dance Moms

Our five favorite words of 2012: Dance Moms Season 2 Premiere.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011: Dance Moms

by admin October 5, 2011 6:00 am
Wednesday, October 5, 2011: Dance Moms

You guys, I don't want Dance Moms to be over. I mean, I guess it isn't, considering that it was picked up for another season and everything... but I don't want it to go away now. I would really prefer if it we got to see the insane force that is Abby Lee every single week carrying her girls and their mothers into more and more misadventures. Sigh.

Tuesday, October 09 2012: Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition

Finally, we get to watch Abby Lee Miller pick on kids from all over the country, not just the same old thoroughly-traumatized group.

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