Ever have a bad experience at a restaurant or retail store and think to yourself (or mutter out loud), "I could run this place better!"? Well, now is your chance, Mr. Know-It-All! OWN has created a reality show in which everyday customers give their input to CEOs about how they could improve their businesses.

O Canada. The land of Wayne Gretzky, poutine, and snooty almost-French people is exporting yet another delight to American shores: Donut Showdown, a show that sounds made up but in fact was actually pitched, financed and filmed, and will be airing tonight on The Cooking Channel. This gives me hope that my ultimate fantasy reality show Intelligent Dog or Stupid Human? still has a chance of getting picked up next pilot season.

Whenever we want to quit this show, they give us more John Barrowman. It's an evil trick, if we've ever saw one.

I just found out that in the theme song, it's "living on the dance floor" and not "leave it on the dance floor," so I am feeling kind of bummed right now.

It's Friday night, which means there are wedding shows to watch on TLC.

If AMC's increasingly terrible Comic Book Men isn't supporting your Kevin Smith habit, take a hit of EPIX's one-hour special Jay & Silent Bob Go Down Under in which Smith and his heterosexual life partner Jason Mewes head to Australia for a live recording of their popular podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old in front of an adoring Down Under audience.

Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of fanatics rushing to their televisions and squealing with glee.

It looks like Mike Rowe is running out of ways to disgust his viewers by working one shift of a job that others do every day.

Fact: You are a horrible person if you turn down someone who has just proposed to you via musical flash mob... and an even worse person if you're the one doing the proposing.

Ah, just what Cougar Town needed -- more wine.