Thursday, December 27, 2012: Real Housewives of Miami

by Angel Cohn December 27, 2012 6:03 am
Thursday, December 27, 2012: <I>Real Housewives of Miami</I>

After this lackluster season filled with inane bickering that we couldn't care less about, these ladies are reuniting... for the one person out there who maybe cares. With eight women, we can barely remember half of their names most of the time, much less the internal conflicts that they have all had with each other. We just know that it resulted in a lot of bad boyfriend/spouses and a lot of crying and tears in Bimini in that ridiculous flower ritual.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011: The Real Housewives of Miami

by Nic Dris February 22, 2011 6:00 am
Tuesday, February 22, 2011: <I>The Real Housewives of Miami</I>

The Real Housewives of Miami will redefine catty as we know it for the Housewives franchise. Set in the Miami heat, I think we can safely say clothing might be optional for these women. I cannot get over how glama-zon-tastic these women look, though! How much more housewife trashy can they get?

From the promos alone, I am already attached to housewives Adriana and Lea. They are bitchy. They have no sense of censorship. They probably have endorsed Botox a good many times. You have to hand it to them. Adriana has the balls to strut down a fashion show's runway (after the show's over). Lea will say to housewife Marysol's face, upon the announcement of Marysol's engagement, "I did not know he [Marysol's fiancé] needed a green card!" These women have no shame and then the sheer fact that a couple of the Miami housewives argue over whose mom is the bigger bitch? Bring it. I am ready.

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