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November 4, 2009: America’s Next Top Model

by Zach Oat November 4, 2009 10:52 am
November 4, 2009: <i>America’s Next Top Model</i>

It's time for America's Next Top Swimsuit Model! Now that they're down to five contestants, Tyra is putting the girls in bikinis and bringing in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Marisa Miller (O hai!) to give them sexpot lessons. Having seen the come-hither looks in some of her photos, I'm guessing Southern belle Laura doesn't need any lessons in that arena, which means Nicole, Erin, Jennifer and Sundai are gonna have to work it.

Unfortunately, it looks like they have to deliver their sexpottery (did I just make that word up? I think I might have.) underwater, after jumping off of some jagged rocks in Hawaii, and the teaser hints that someone might die! Obviously, nobody does, or else we would have heard about it, but it's fun to pretend like people are actually in danger on this show, and it's not just a bunch of pretty people complaining about other pretty people not being quite pretty enough.

ANTM airs tonight at 8/7 C on the CW. For other, less physically attractive options, check out our Week in Preview!

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