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Wednesday, December 1, 2010: America's Next Top Model

Only two bitches are left standing and tonight one of them will earn the most fabulous prize in Top Model history, or at least that's Tyra has led me to believe. The winner (my money is on Ann) will get to be in Italian Vogue and the other will be swallowed up whole by Andre Leon Talley's cloak.

The two finalists sadly don't include my favorite Kayla, but it's down to Ann and Chelsey. Chelsey is the desperate try-hard who has that bleached blond hair and at 23 considers this her last hope. Ann is the shy, awkward, extremely tall 19-year-old who won the lion's share of competitions this season. Given how she dominated, it seems like it is Ann's competition to lose... so long as the final challenge doesn't involve her roller skating. Or talking.

The finale airs tonight at 8 PM on the CW. Don't miss it, or you'll never know what kind of tacky jumpsuit Tyra decided to wear to stand out in that giant scary red judging room.

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