Will Ricki Lake put other stars to shame with her Hairspray moves? Is the world going to implode when Cher shows up to support her son? Will Kristin Cavallari and her partner, Mark Ballas, hook up? How long will Nancy Grace last? Only time will tell on this season of Dancing with the Stars, but we hope the answers to these questions are: Yes, Yes, Gross and Until Tomorrow.

This season, lucky number 13, which features... these people. There's already been your standard pre-season behind-the-scenes drama, including Nancy Grace allegedly bulling Ryan O'Neal out of the competition, America freaking out over Chaz Bono turning our kids onto the devil, and David Arquette finally removing himself from Howard Stern's couch.

The two-hour Season 13 premiere of Dancing with the Stars begins tonight at 8 PM on ABC. The first results show will air tomorrow night at 9 PM. Let's do this thing.