How do you think they decide between putting Lori or Barbara on the panel? Do straws get drawn? Is either of the women ever like, "Hey, maybe leave out Kevin for once."

It took four entire seasons, but I'm completely obsessed with this show and now consider it must-see. Even better: I've found that Shark Tank fans do not judge those of us who dragged our feet, but instead embrace us with open, deal-seeking arms. If you can make it through tonight's installment -- which features a fishing bobber, cupcakes-in-a-jar, some kind of energy doodad and a belt with no holes -- without desperately trying to come up with a million-dollar idea of your own, then I would like to make you an offer for that relaxed brain of yours: 40% equity plus royalties, and I'm only in it if Mark Cuban will go in with me, too.

Shark Tank airs tonight at 9 PM on ABC.

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