Exactly how many tears will be shed during this all-night extravaganza?

It's time for the two-hour finale of The Bachelorette followed by the After the Final Rose special, and we're honestly not sure who Desiree is going to pick. Last week, Brooks "broke her heart" and she admitted to not really having strong feelings for the other two suitors. So will she pick one of those poor dudes? Decide to stay alone forever (or at least until the cameras stop rolling)? Find Brooks and beg him to take her back? We're guessing that some variation of the latter one is the likely choice. What could be more faux-dramatic than Brooks coming back and saying he made a mistake?

The festivities start at 8 PM on ABC and go on endlessly.