I want to officially go on record and say that this show is the new-old Gilmore Girls, only without the actual Gilmore Girls.

"Cha, cha-cha, cha-cha. Cha, cha-cha, cha-cha. Cha, cha-cha, cha-cha, cha-cha, whee, go xylophone! Splashy bus! Ohhh, the five-dollar tutu, she is ruined. Cha cha cha." (but in the '80s.)

They're like the Emmys and the Oscars combined, only nobody cares about them at all!

Just what we needed: Another indie animated comedy.

Suddenly the name of this show feels hilariously ironic.

This two-hour special on Fox is the first of two celebrity diving shows hitting the airwaves this spring... apparently this concept is a big deal overseas? We find it hard to believe that it will catch on here, but that's not to say we aren't a little bit curious to see how the likes of JWOWW and Kim & Kyle Richards manage to get off a platform without embarrassing themselves and/or drowning. Or will Kim even show up? We find that doubtful given her lack of ability to make plans and be places on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Cue theme music!

New year, plenty of new shows. This drama on NBC is trying to capture a little bit of the success that Revenge has had with a rich family doing bad things and a woman with a childhood connection to them trying to expose their crimes. Here, Joanna (Meagan Good) is less out for cold blood, and is doing more detecting and whatnot, but there's still plenty of of soapiness.

For the first time ever, it feels like this show hasn't been on in a while. Hooray!

I want my IFC!