Bill Nye the Science Guy, Valerie Harper, Leah Remini, and Noel Kahn: is this best Dancing with the Stars cast to date? We'll sure find out when Season 17 of the wildly popular reality competition kicks off tonight.

She has risen.

They're desperate.... they're housewives (I think?)... they're... Mistresses. Where did you think I was going with that?

This show comes to an end tonight, as if Marta Walraven hasn't already been through enough.

How do you think they decide between putting Lori or Barbara on the panel? Do straws get drawn? Is either of the women ever like, "Hey, maybe leave out Kevin for once."

Nothing like a soon-to-be-cancelled sitcom to spice up your Wednesday.

Desperately looking for a way to fill the void after the departure of Fox's one-off Stars in Danger: The High Dive? Have no fear!

Fingers crossed that tonight's episode is actually airing when it was intended -- though given this show's track record, that feels a bit too optimistic.

This is not the kind of episode you can watch in the background... and not just because it's ground-breaking.

I'm not really sure how this show is still airing, but let's just go with it.