And so we meet again, Amazing Race. This time, with a glamorous Switzerland premiere destination! And an episode title that I can't make any sense out of -- "Don't Let a Cheese Hit Me (Switzerland)". Don't let a cheese hit me? OK! I don't know what it means, but I'm pretty sure I'll like it when I hear someone say it in the episode. Anyway, all of the teams will depart from California and arrive in the land of neutral to take on the world's tallest bungee, and, according to the episode's press release, "an exhausting, 'cheesy' challenge". Alright, maybe I don't like it anymore. It just sounds gross and Swiss cheesy and sweaty now. Why not a Toblerone challenge? I ask you this.
Who will be fired? Who will get Philiminated? Who can handle the overdose of reality show season finales on tonight? Let tackle these burning questions in order. I'm going with Annie for the win on Celebrity Apprentice, so that means Joan will be the victim of Trump's snake bite. I'm betting on Margie and Luke to cross Race's finish line first, so Jaime and Cara and Victor and Tammy will get the vague applause of the runners-up and Phil's sad farewell. And as for who can handle the reality insanity? That would be this girl. I'm excited. I'm going to watch The Amazing Race live, will condense the three hours of The Apprentice into about 45 minutes. (Thanks, DVR!) Then I'll top the night off with 10 minutes of Daisy of Love (about all I can stand) and then soak up every minute of Any Dream Will Do. Pretty much the perfect mother's day evening, if you ask me.