Akin to the Top Chef franchise, only trashier, there's almost always some form of The Bachelor hogging the airwaves. Tonight begins the second season of the lowest denomination of the ABC reality game show.
It's Monday, which means it's time for a bunch of grown women to depress me for two hours again. Tonight, Brad makes out with one of the girls, and then the other girls get mad (because of how they somehow already love Brad, I guess? The layers of how weird and forced this show is are many and neverending), so there's a cat fight, of course. And then, a performance by Train! (Whyyyyyyyyy?)