Last season, on Hung: Ray (Thomas Jane) had two kids, a failed marriage, a burned-down house, a huge penis, two lady pimps and a burgeoning career as a gigolo. His coaching position was in jeopardy, his pimps were at odds with each other, and his last client was almost his unsuspecting and still-unhappy ex-wife, now remarried, until he called it off. The new season, which starts tonight, looks like... that continues?
Hey, fellas, looking for a classier, weekly version of Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo? A de facto sequel to Boogie Nights? A Punisher TV series that lives up to the suggestive nature of its name? Well, you're in luck, because Hung premieres on HBO tonight, and it stars the Punisher as a male prostitute with a huge schlong. You're welcome.