Since this whole week has been all about tonight's Game of Thrones premiere, I thought I'd give us all a brief break from talking about how winter is coming to focus on something equally important: the female relatives of famous mobsters kicking the crap out of each other on VH1. It's Mob Wives premiere night tonight, and that's every bit as exciting as award-winning fantasy being adapted on HBO. You know, depending on who you ask. I'm sure there's someone who says that.
Lower your TV's volume -- an hour of Staten Island-accented yelling is coming your way.