Tonight is the big finale. How I hope that Caroline pulls some more of Danielle's hair extensions out. Or that a table gets flipped. Something. There has been a bit of drama over the season, but in the last few weeks Danielle has been out of the loop while the rest of the ladies were off globe trotting in Italy and giving Americans a bad name. Here Caroline has decided to confront the drama queen in what could be Danielle's last episode (if you believe those rumors, but frankly I can't imagine this show without her).
Look, I hate this show. I think it was poorly cast and way too manipulated by its producers. I've made that clear. I do not, however, hate watching people I do not care for knock tables over and try to murder each other for no good reason -- whether it's fake or not -- which is why I'll be watching the sure to be utterly ridiculous RHONJ finale. Those promos are crazy! They have totally done their job! It looks like even boring ass Jacqueline gets in the mix. If she actually grows a spine and stands up to her monsters-in-law Dina and Caroline the five excruciating hours I've spent with this show might actually have been worth it. Either way, let's hope they all go out end of Reservoir Dogs-style and we don't have to sit through a Season 2! Fuggetaboutit! Forever!