Another batch of rich housewives, another new season. The Real Housewives of New York City is back for a fourth go-round (without beloved Bethenny Frankel), proving that the housewives function similarly to Gremlins: You add some decent ratings and they'll multiply right back at you.
God, this show is so good, it's disgusting. Tonight, the ladies remain in the Hamptons, where there are two Labor Day parties happening at once! So naturally, this causes a huge war. LuAnn doesn't want to go to Ramona's party, because she's still holding a grudge about Mario saying the word "countless" in her general direction, which, sure, that was an insult, but how do you get so offended over an insult that doesn't make sense? It's like if you called someone a "myriad" and they acted like it was the damn c-word or something.