Ahh, poor Soapnet. They tried to knock off Bravo's Real Housewives franchise and somehow managed to create something even more boring than The Real Housewives of New Jersey. C'mon, you guys! Get your sides out! It's not like it's hard to find tacky attention whores to fight with each other about nothing! Every other network manages to do it every single day. But they're new to the game, I guess. Not everything can be the perfect storm of trashy that is The Real Housewives of New York. Or Rock of Love Bus, for that matter.