Why does it always feel like Real Housewives of Atlanta is on for three months and Real Housewives of New Jersey is on for eleven?
It's Atlanta Housewives finale time, but don't despair -- this is going to be followed by about 14 reunions and a lost-footage episode, so no need to say goodbye to the ladies just yet. But still, we have to get through tonight's episode, which is going to have a pretty hard time topping Beverly Hills' finale drama. If Sheree ends up sobbing alone in a limo at the end, I'm just gonna die of happiness.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta is back, and they have trimmed some of the boring fat! Lisa Wu Hartwell, who was too sane for this mess, is gone from the show, and now we have two new ladies to watch yell at each other like rabid teenagers every Monday: Cynthia, a model who only got married because her boyfriend gave her an ultimatum, and Phaedra, who is an attorney who talks about being an attorney incessantly and is pregnant and hilariously awesome. Phaedra's going to be fun. Cynthia, I'm not sure about. And we do have to take into consideration the fact that Kandi's still bringing the boring all season.