Who will be fired? Who will get Philiminated? Who can handle the overdose of reality show season finales on tonight? Let tackle these burning questions in order. I'm going with Annie for the win on Celebrity Apprentice, so that means Joan will be the victim of Trump's snake bite. I'm betting on Margie and Luke to cross Race's finish line first, so Jaime and Cara and Victor and Tammy will get the vague applause of the runners-up and Phil's sad farewell. And as for who can handle the reality insanity? That would be this girl. I'm excited. I'm going to watch The Amazing Race live, will condense the three hours of The Apprentice into about 45 minutes. (Thanks, DVR!) Then I'll top the night off with 10 minutes of Daisy of Love (about all I can stand) and then soak up every minute of Any Dream Will Do. Pretty much the perfect mother's day evening, if you ask me.
The Donald is back and ready to fire C-listers in a new season of Celebrity Apprentice. I'm actually excited about it, though I don't think that anything will be as awesome as the showdown between the Rivers women and their arch-nemesis, poker player Annie Duke. I mean, how can you top "whore pit viper"? It seems impossible. But if anyone is up to the task, I would say that it is Sharon Osbourne. She's not known to pull punches, she's filled with attitude and has a cuss word for every vocation. I've got high hopes for her.