Start your new year off... right? With Abby Lee Miller and the titular moms back for a third season. Despite the fun and creative Flashdance homage commercials, we're guessing the actual show will be more of the same nonsense that has kept us watching for the previous two seasons. Abby screaming at small children and mothers. The mothers screaming at each other. And maybe, if we're real lucky, Cathy acting like a total idiot. Oh, and perhaps some dancing thrown in for good measure.

Tags: dance moms

When the sounds of cursing mothers, crying children and a gravel-voiced dance instructor fill the air, it's time for Nationals.

Tags: dance moms

You guys, I don't want Dance Moms to be over. I mean, I guess it isn't, considering that it was picked up for another season and everything... but I don't want it to go away now. I would really prefer if it we got to see the insane force that is Abby Lee every single week carrying her girls and their mothers into more and more misadventures. Sigh.

Tags: dance moms