First of all, we didn't think March 31 existed...
April is here! War is coming! Cue the theme music! HODOR!
Even if you hate fantasy and are totally turned off by hairy men wearing clothes made out of animal pelts you might as well watch this show. If all the hype HBO puts into Game of Thrones pays off, not only will everyone else be watching it, but the entire Internet is going to be filled with tweets and status updates filled with jokes and names that you will just find confusing if you haven't tried to learn anything about Westeros. Then the photo macros of dire wolves will start popping up and your friends will want to show you videos of the show mashed up with Pink Floyd's The Wall that you just won't even be able to fake you way through finding funny. Before long you will have become a social pariah whose only hope of fitting in is memorizing the wikia page listing the differences between the show and the book so that you can at least pretend that you aren't forever alone isolated from the rest of your friends and family.