It's the finale of The Apprentice, and yeah, I know, no one is watching it, which is probably the only reason that Trump decided to throw Mindy and me (the sole viewers of this show) a bone and have the final two tasks be awesome. After someone (probably Liza) gets the boot, the other two contestants (probably Clint and Brandy) will each have an event to plan... as per usual. The events? One has to plan a golf tournament featuring Kathy Griffin and the other has to plan a Liza Minnelli concert. It's the most awesomely, wonderfully gay-friendly thing I've seen on this show since David was fawning over that male model.