It's the finale, and while I have no idea what's going to happen, I know for sure that there's going to be a male winner. I'd claim I was using my psychic powers, but it's really just because there are only three people left and they're all male. I'm personally rooting for Sandhurst. He's been my favorite guy all along. But I actually think Branden has come a long way and Jonathan sure is pretty-looking, so they could all be in contention for the title.
It's time for yet another cycle of my favorite beautiful-people-getting-dressed-down-by-Tyra-Banks shitshow, America's Next Top Model (ANTM if you're nasty). Sadly there will be no transgender aspiring models this season, which is almost enough to make me lay down an embargo -- give me trannies or give me death! But not quite. This
season cycle, to make up for the lack of former dudes, there will be a burn victim, an epileptic (not dog), a chick who used to date Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and a weirdo who claims to be obsessed with hemophila. Which according to my must-watch algorithm, is the equivalent of maybe a quarter of Isis's long, lithe pinky toe.