If you haven't tuned into Season 6 yet, you've missed many confusing shots of Patty's aging chest and neck skin against her heavily Botoxed face. It's really quite something.
Swinging single Patti Stanger is back in Los Angeles, being rude, crude and giving expert advice on how to find true love -- to herself! Also, to other people... maybe mostly to other people.
Today's GTC was supposed to be about Caprica to remind you all to watch it because it was actually getting really good and exciting and wasn't boring like the first handful of episodes. But that show got canceled, so instead I'm writing about Millionaire Matchmaker. It was really either that or election coverage. Yeah, those were my choices.
Patti Stanger's engaged now, as she'll tell you every other moment she's on the screen. She's also lost some weight, to which I say: good for her! Really, good for her, because she is obviously so self-conscious of her own appearance, and I actually think she deserves to be happy, because it's her life's work to unite people. I only know this sympathy for her exists within me because, after watching that one episode last season when that crazy girl crashed one of Patti's mixers and was all, "You're 45 years old and you can't get to 'I do'," I felt some weird momma-bird instinct come out, and I literally started yelling at the TV and maybe even cried.