It's Olympics time! The 17-day extravaganza kicks off tonight and I'm really excited about it. Seriously. No one is paying me to say that. I've been an Olympics junkie since I was a little kid and I always watch far, far too many hours of it. (Check out my endless blogs about the summer Olympics from 2008). And while the Winter Games don't offer quite as many flashy events as the summer games (there's no trampolining here, folks), there are a bevy of sports that I just find myself devoting hours on end to. Like curling. It's a very complicated sport with many rules that seems to take approximately three hours to play (not exaggerating) and is kind of like ice bowling/bocce ball with brooms. Yes, a sport that involves cleaning. Can I get a medal in Swiffering? 'Cause I'm super agile at getting my Swiffer in cramped quarter.