A lot of people at ABC must be losing money in their office pools.
It's that time again! As this season of The Bachelorette comes to a close, all of the eliminated men get together with Chris Harrison, Ashley (!) and a live audience to say their piece. Basically, it's Return of the Assholes.
While I'll be glued to my couch due to overindulging in potato salad, I will still make sure that the remote is close enough to change the channel to watch what is likely to be a riveting episode of The Bachelorette. Kidding. But I am DVRing it because I just can't resist watching Ali and her merry band of hopefully no longer oiled up men travel to Portugal and tarnish all their historical landmarks by making out with the fellas in all kinds of inappropriate places.
It's time for Jillian to choose between the oh-so-perfect but ridiculously named Kiptyn and Ed, the tool that left and came back because his girlfriend (allegedly) dumped his ass. Though choices here, and given that Jillian is pretty much the most oblivious person on the planet (just look at how long she kept Wes around), we're guessing that she'll go with Ed. Hope she enjoys shelling out a lot of extra cash for Viagra!
First of all, we need to discuss last week's Bachelorette events. Well, one event in particular -- Jillian gave the foot fetish guy a rose because while we knew he was a foot fetish guy because of his endless interviews about his obsessive foot fetish, Jillian did not see that, and thus just thinks he's a regular non-foot fetish-havin' guy, which he is of course not. And look, I'm not saying it's wrong to have a foot fetish. That isn't my problem with him. We all have our things that would be considered weird by people. My problem with him is that he seems to be unaware that foot fetishes are generally not looked upon favorably by most people, or that one's fetishes are something you usually keep to yourself until you have established some semblance of trust with the person you're revealing them to, and not something you just go on and on about to an entire nation the first time you meet them. There is something wrong with him, is what I'm saying. Something that has very little to do with the actual foot fetish. It's something worse, people. Anyway, can't wait for Jillian to find out! Hope it happens tonight!