It looks like all hell is going to break loose on the season finale of this addictive show, at least if malicious maenad Maryann has her way. She wants the still beating heart of one Sam Merlotte served up on a pretty little platter, preferably by Lafayette now that her manservant Karl has been killed. So that he who comes will either come (or not) and she can achieve her dream (or not). Hopefully this will be the end of the Maryann mayhem, one way or the other and maybe blissfully the end of Eggs too? One can only hope, I suppose. I'm not sure I want to see who, or what, hatches out of the egg. I'm already grossed out enough by the sculpture o' meat.

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The wait is finally over. Seriously, I've needed a True Blood fix like a junkie needs a hit of V, and by lord, I've got it. While I spent the long, long, seemingly endless hiatus re-reading the third Sookie novel (to prepare, of course), and reading the latest book (things are going to get so nuts in a few years) and watching the webisodes on constant repeat, nothing could compare to actually seeing the premiere (along with episodes two and three), which I was lucky enough to get my hot little hands on last week. I won't spoil anything, as that would take all of the fun out of the show, but suffice it to say that there's enough naked vampire action in the first episode back to make any loyal fan happy.

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